Alligator Alley

Before all the NSD hype gets going, can we all have a moment of silence for my glorious 20's which are officially dead and gone. No more all night ragers, skinny jeans, obnoxious t-shirts, funnelling vodka, and having a contact list stacked with hot co-eds (actually that last part has been over for 3 years).

I am now reborn, like a Phoenix, into a man who wears shorts just above his knee, is a powerhouse at responsibly managing money, enjoys a good cup of coffee, and can change a diaper in under 10 seconds. Yes, the 20's were great but it's time to embrace the new me today - February 5th, 2013: Life at 30!

Thank you for your time and Go Gators!