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Q: Lavernious Coles, Peter Warrick and Sebastian Janikowski are in a car. Who's driving?
A: A police officer.
Let's hear yours.
"You're not a good guy, you go somewhere else. We'll play you. We'll beat you."
FSU admission standards
What do tornados and FSU grads have in common? They both always end up in trailer parks.
What do UF and FSU students have in common? They all got in to FSU
That's an old one, I would like to hear new ones.
What does a FSU fan do when his team has won the BCS championship? Turns off the Playstation 3.
How do you get accepted to FSU?
With a finger painting and a rejection letter from UF.
Q: What do you have when you find a trailer park surrounded by a bricked up wall?
A: Doak Campbell Stadium
Q: What happens when a groundhog sees a Seminole?
A: Six weeks worth of bad football.
FSU is a joke in itself.
Q: What football conference does FSU play in?
A: the ACC
Gators drink Gatorade.
Seminoles drink seminal fluid.
Q: Why don't they have Christmas at FSU?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
A little humor from the Noles side, i have to admit i found this to be pretty funny
What do you say to a FSU football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."
Q: How do you keep a Nole out of your front yard?
A: Paint an endzone in it
What do you call a 300 lb. F$U cheerleader? Anorexic!
What do you get when you cross a pig with an F$U grad ? Nothing, there are some things a pig won't do.
I have to say... FSU (& UF) have some extremely, extremely attractive females - both schools got it right on that end.
"England expects that every man will do his duty."
- Vice Admiral Horatio Nelson, Royal Navy
What do you call duct tape in Tally? Chrome
A Gator fan and a Seminole fan are sitting in a bar watching the 11 o’clock news. They look up on the TV screen and see a guy standing on the ledge of the bridge.
“Bet ya 100 bucks he jumps,” says the Gator fan.
“You’re on,” says the Seminole fan.
Sure enough, the guy leaps off the bridge. The Seminole fan starts reaching for his wallet and the Gator fan laughs and says, “No man, I can’t take your money. I saw it already on the 6 o’clock news.”
The Seminole fans says, “So did I. I just didn’t think they guy would be stupid enough to jump again.”
Number one reason not to go to F$U. You already have a High School diploma.
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